She Exists! I'm Not Surprised!

Vanity Fair magazine got the scoop on pictures of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' new baby Suri. The pictures come after months of speculation over when we'd see pictures. When time "dragged" on with no visual confirmation of the baby girl's existence, the media took great pleasure in asking the question, "Does Suri exist?" Many wondered why, if she is real, it took so long for her pictures to go public.

We at the Media Situation Report 360 -- who are glad to be back from our summer hiatus -- know the answer:

BECAUSE TOM AND KATIE ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO SHOW YOU PICTURES.

I don't understand why the faithful viewers of Entertainment Tonight and Extra have developed this idea that celebrities, because of the very nature of being in the spotlight, have no privacy when public curiosity is piqued.

Of course, my opinion of Entertainment Tonight and Extra remains to be given in this space. It will come when the time is right.

But for now, enjoy the publicity Tom, Katie, and Vanity Fair. For all you who questioned Suri's existence, I'm sure she has a little present for you tucked inside her diaper. :-)